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Here's a few links to get started. We're always looking for more hellaciously funny links...
Sites
- The Soul Exchange
Rent a soul to use, or rent out your own!- Infidels.Org
- EvolveFish
- Jehovah's Witness Humor
Pages
- Ladies Village Improvement Society - Crazy Train or Emotional Subway Attack
A.K.A. "Battling Fundamentalists Through Showtunes..."
Lead Cross Recipients
The Lead Cross is one of the lowest awards that are given out by the
Infernal Lowerarchy. It is awarded to any demon, human, or organization
who have performed exceptional work in turning people away from the true
teachings of Jesus. My uncle Screwtape and I both received it for our
actions described in
The Screwtape Letters by C. S. Lewis.
What? I lost my patient? Silly human. It was fiction. Of course, I got my patient...in fact, he's right here. Say "hi!"
Arghhhhhhhh!!! Help me!!!
I'm still pissed about Lewis giving away our secrets. Excuse me for a moment, I need to go torture someone for a minute...
...MUCH better. Where were we, oh right, Lead Cross Recipients. My personal favorites are the organizations who are oh-so-sure that they're doing Christ's work, when they're actually helping us down here. Many of them are so mixed-up inside that they confuse love and hate which makes things SO much easier for us. No, it's not much of a challenge, but sloth is a big thing for us demons...other "big things" are more likely to occur with other sins, but that's another story. Please, continue attacking other Christian groups and other sinners. You're right, they're wrong. Be proud of your faith! Very, very proud! [giggle] (I LOVE that one...and it gives The Man Downstairs a happy!)
- Chick Publications, Inc
Oh, where to begin? These folk make us all so happy and save us SO much work. They have their little "Chick tracts" to make sure that they can find some aspect of your faith to destroy. Whether it's your belief in evolution, understanding of other people, tolerance, or understanding of the "hidden bible codes™" (Uncle Screwtape received a personal audience with The Man Downstairs for that one), there's a chick tract to help screw you up.- Harry Potter and the Antichrist
Thank you Joseph Chambers! We always get a bit concerned when people, especially children, start reading...you never know where that might lead. Show them evil where it doesn't exist and then avoid showing people that evil exists in the real world. We owe you a debt of gratitude. And, yet, we'll be the ones to collect.
