"Do not abandon your sense of humor all ye who enter here..."

The reason for this site is simple — according to the fundamentalist Christians, most of us are going to Hell. According to Mark Twain you go to Heaven for the climate and Hell for the company. Since my friends and I are going anyways, we thought we'd plan ahead, R.S.V.P., and sign up for what we're bringing.

Do you really want to go through all eternity with too many bags of chips and not enough Dr Pepper?

I didn't think so.

Of course, here's a thought — spending all of eternity with the self-righteous, arrogant jackasses with the combined IQ of potted meat food product who are so proud of being "saved."

That really would be Hell.

Also, to make sure that we have enough money for the drinks and marshmallows (and chocolate and graham crackers...you know, for the s'mores) we also sell official "See Ya In Hell" gear.

See Ya In Hell!

- Wormwood

P.S. - Since so many of you seem to be missing the point (there's a difference between being a "sinner" and being just plain stupid) these are supposed to be at least somewhat clever and funny. Got it? Otherwise don't bother posting.

Name	Bringing	Stories
James	Water(!), CDs, toilet paper, virgin's blood in a bottle (a gift), a computer and that'll probably do. Is there a weight limit on our suitcases? See you all soon.
joe	my moom, 50 cent, a box of porn and microwavable pizza.
DancerInHell	Sunblock, a blanket to rest on (I hear Hell's floor is sticky), and my little dog, too!
deadkytty9	everyone else on the Austin Swing Syndicate forums down here with me!
John E.	Oven mits
ani meme	A Powerbook, an iPod and as many drugs as possible.
Bryan Stephens	...midgits
maso again	xxx
maso	Maso copyright by fivestar records corporated with satan
slydacious	A communion wafer. I'll slip it into Satan's morning breakfast and when he ingests it, he'll be communing with Christ thus causing a theological contradiction which will destroy the universe, heaven, and hell. And out of it, will emerge a whole new world full of bliss and happiness where women can be ordained, homosexuals marry, and birth control practiced without fear of religious reprimand. It'll be like the end of Matrix Revolutions except cooler because Keanu Reeves would be Jesus.
Horny-Maker	Lot's of dildos and AA batteries.
Goerge W. Bush	Almost forgot..... Some condoms and an whore.
Goerge W. Bush	Vaseline and lots of porn!
Harley	My boat, my bitch, my computer, and a snowmobile.
ashley(everyone send me a message)!!!!!	oooh yeah i forgot i will bring my walk man,all my cd's and extra batteries!!!!!!now i am fixed...everybody else gots it covered
Ashley	I am bringing my man josh,condoms,weed,and some coke and rum!!LMAO!!
Boozehound & the Beav	Um, alright you guys, lets get serious.. We're gonna need one army
Bryab	BETTIE PAGE!!!!!!!!!!
anonymous	nothing-i want to leave
Red Expendable	A BURNED copy of 'Sympathy For the Devil' and some Oreo cookies. I love Oreo cookies. Who doesn't?
shadygrl	oh oh oh and teddy of course he helps me color
chachaslide	an empty box ya know to collect things in
shadygrl	my cloring books of course
Hazel	the kid that sits next to me in spanish
Princess Julie	vodka, twister, Family Guy dvd's and personal lube.
Thea	I'll bring the drugs.....no, wait....Rush has that covered. How about the money? No, no, Trump's got all that stuff... How about a date? I hear Mel Gibson will be free.
gatorgal	Paper Towels and Juicy Juice
hazelnova	handcuffs. someone's bound to need them
Kerrysana	Sunscreen, dried soy beans and a lifetime supply of batteries for my favourite personal massager..ummm..cuz I'll be sore from all the dancing..yeah..that's why ;)
summer	espresso and a delonghi espresso maker - they go together! Ü
thomo	face paints
Venn Justeine	a smile
imaho	a dick to shove up satan's ass!
witchdust	French vanilla coffee & clove ciggys of course!
Sacha	a lighter...in case it gets cold.
trent inscoe	i say a soccer ball
SnoopyKiss	Disco Ball. Can't leave home without it.
Danielle	How about what wouldn't I bring? cough *clothes* cough. LOL!
Whodat	I'll cover games and sports equipment: frisbees, hackey sacks, lacrosse racquets, volleyball and net. And how about dessert?
pdxbabs	Umbrella, you know the drink size one's. And Cherries because what's a party with out umbrella's and cherries.
Torx Quirx	All the handouts that Vegas can provide, as well as many boxes of condoms.
skadoo	Potted meat product. So that I will never forget all those
DCTom	Everlasting gobstoppers...see if Willy Wonka really meant it.
Big Mike	Snowballs. Just to see what the chances really are.
Artemis	the vodka, the Eddie Izzard, and the dancing shoes! sounds like one helluva party.
Martini Slayer	Like I said....I'm STILL bringing more Dr Pepper and 6'66" of chicken Terriaki hero from Subway.
Kate	bean bags!
Allison	My dancin' shoes!!! Might as well have fun workin' up a sweat while in hell, right?
Longschlong Silver	jizzrags, and plenty of 'em.
Eddy Garrison	I'll bring extra blankets. I hear it get's cold down there.
Jeanette	eternity supply of wacky tobacky, alcohol and mexican food >:)
Tom Ato	nasty fetish porn and plenty of doritos. guys dont worry...it's going to be fun.
Chris Zehner	The Beach. I mean, come on! It's a downward trip...
Jolette Janda	Diet Coke
Tom Ehlers	Mint Juleps & Raw Red Meat!
JR Garcia	Beer - Pete's Wicked Ale
Mirai Schauf	Beach Chairs and Hot Dogs
Stephanie Voss	Beach Blankets
Clint Zehner	Boombox & CD's (Jump Swing From Hell and Swing is Dead)	Taken for a ride Is That A Challenge? Gang Saved

Drop me a line and tell me what you're going to bring to the party. It's going to be one Hell of a good time. (And of course we have email in Hell. Where do you think all of those offers for bigger breasts and penises come from?)